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“In France we say that when a horse smells its stable it’s difficult to stop him,” said the Arsenal manager. “It’s not completely over but, eight points behind with six games to go, they can smell that stable.”
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“What if it continued?
97’ —Wayne Rooney scores.
101’ —Wayne Rooney scores.
103’ —Ryan Giggs scores (in a non-euphemistic manner).
108’ —Arsene Wenger decides his team desperately needs a young, speedy midfielder.
110’ —Wayne Rooney scores.
114’ —Dimitar Berbatov scores from the bench.
116’ —Bebe scores from Besiktas.
119’ —Samir Nasri texts the score to Cesc Fabregas. Cesc reads it and goes back to sleep. Xavi makes him eggs.
122’ —Wayne Rooney scores. …”
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“I will sweat this shirt to death.”
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“Roman Abramovich should have broken the bank for Ryan Giggs, not Fernando Torres”
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